Verse 1
I was walking down the street, it was a very lovely day.
When I saw some ants go marching by they were hurrying on their way.
They march march marched right through a field and right into a great big tree.
And I said to myself 'hey, I can do that, how hard could it possibly be?

Chorus
So I went march march march march march march march march march march march march march march march march march march march march march march march march march march march and I went march march march march march march march march march march march march march march march march march march march march march march march and freeze.

Verse 2
Next day I went to the beach, I decided to take a swim.
I had my flippers and sunscreen on and I decided to go in.
But then I saw a big red crab walking down the beach right there.
And I said to myself 'Hey, I can do that and I put my hands in the air.

Chorus
And I went pinch pinch pinch pinch pinch pinch pinch pinch pinch pinch pinch pinch pinch pinch pinch pinch pinch pinch pinch pinch pinch pinch pinch pinch pinch pinch pinch, and I went pinch pinch pinch pinch pinch pinch pinch pinch pinch pinch pinch pinch pinch pinch pinch pinch pinch pinch pinch pinch pinch pinch pinch and freeze.

Verse 3
A few days later I was in the yard watering the plants for mom.
When my dog came running out of the house, oh by the way, his name is Tom.
Well, my dog ran over and got all wet and started up a doggy shake.
And I said to myself 'Hey, I can do that, that looks really easy to fake

Chorus
So I went shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake, and I went shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake and freeze.

Verse 4
Now today I am back at school and its time for the recess.
The kids are all playing and running around as you can probably guess.
But then I saw some kids with a handled rope and I admit that I was really stumped.
So I said, 'hey, whacha gonna do with that? and they said 'Stand back and watch us jump

Chorus
And they went jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump, and they went jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump and freeze.